READ THE FINE PRINT ↘
⚠ A SATIRICAL MEME COIN EXPERIENCE

THE CRYPTO
SCAM

The first coin with the courage to put the red flag in the logo.

EXPOSE THE SCAM ↓
BREAKING: LOCAL MEME COIN ADMITS IT IS A MEME COIN. MARKETS CONFUSED.
EXHIBIT A — THE PITCH

FINALLY,
A BAD IDEA
WITH GOOD
BRANDING.

CASE FILE #000STATUS: OBVIOUS
The Crypto Scam token icon featuring a crossed-out dollar sign and $CAM wordmark

We removed the utility, the fake promises, and the 48-page whitepaper. What remains? Pure, concentrated internet.

TOTAL SUPPLY1.00BFIXED BY PUMP.FUN
UTILITY0.00%AS ADVERTISED
VIBES∞UNREGULATED
RED FLAGSALLCOLLECT THEM
EXHIBIT B — THE “ROADMAP”

NO MAP.
BARELY A ROAD.

01

MAKE COIN

Graphic design does the heavy lifting.

✓ ALLEGEDLY
02

POST MEMES

Deploy jokes at industrial scale.

↗ IN PROGRESS
03

GO TO MOON

Transportation remains unconfirmed.

? SOURCE: BRO
THE ACTUAL FINE PRINT

THE ONLY THING
WE PROMISE IS
NOTHING.

This website is satire. It is not an offer, a promise of returns, financial advice, or a substitute for doing your own research.

Meme coins are wildly risky. Never spend money you cannot afford to lose. If someone guarantees profit, congratulations: you found the actual scam.